I seriously just had this conversation...

(A little background first. It's raining cats and dogs here and has been all morning.)

Tenant: "Yes Mrs. Allison. Did you know my house is flooding?"
Me: "No, I did not know that. So the roof is leaking?"
Tenant: "No it's not the roof, but the house is flooding!!"
Me: "How is the house flooding?"
Tenant: "Through the front door! It's flooding so bad we can't even go outside!"
Me: "So the rain is coming in through the front door??"
Tenant: "Well....well not yet, but it will if it don't quit raining!!!"

Umm sorry lady, making the rain stop is not in my job description!