Wheel....of....FORTUNE!!!!

I'm watching Wheel of Fortune. The show just came back from a commercial break and Pat Sajak says, "If you think hosting a game show after eating a Goober is easy, IT'S NOT!!" What is he smoking?!?!? I would kick butt on Wheel if I could ever make it on the show. Did you know I auditioned for Wheel when the Wheel Mobile came to Birmingham?? And when I say auditioned, I mean that I put my name on a piece of paper, along with the 500 thousand other people there, and hoped that they would draw my name out! They didn't, their loss! But seriously-one time on the bonus puzzle, it read: _ _ _ H _ _ _ D and the catergory was Thing. Without missing a beat I said, "Fish Food" and it was RIGHT! Why will they not get me on that show?!?!! Because they don't want to give away millions of dollars! That's why!

By the way, I just ate FOUR pieces of pizza. FOUR. And three little teeny tiny breadsticks! Fat Cow!